Posted on September 29th, 2019
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“RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!”
*Cuts to me, sleeping in bed after yet another long shift counting greeting cards at some rundown drug store*
“I SAID- RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!”
*”SAVE ME HOAGIE MAN! SAVE ME!” I shout as my dream about meeting someone’s dad becomes a nightmare. These meats are spoiled! This is rotten meat!
*The god guy gets visibly upset and throws one of those statues from the first level at me…. You know the ones… Those headless ones that say STELLA on them? Yeah, he just chunks a whole statue at me.*
“RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, S@#T HEAD AND REVIEW SOMETHING! DON’T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS! JUST DO IT!”
I finally wake up.
Oh hey! champ1822 from Gamer’s Edge here. Did you know that Altered Beast had a weird GBA sequel, and a weird violent reboot on the PS2 that was only released in Europe and Japan?
So your’re probably thinking where I have been these last few months… well.. Let’s just say I’ve been battling some personal demons. *Eyes empty bottle of Yoohoo*
“I won’t let you win, you delicious brown nectar of Satan!”
For real though, I moved out of my old, overpriced apartment, where I had somewhat of a spiritual journey. No joke… I’m more spiritual then ever! One day I might talk about it, but not here, where I talk about video games….
Now, I’m in a better place! No- not dead, unfortunately, but this place is much better- cheaper, wi-fi that actually works, a neighbor that has a small army of dogs I can command…. It’s pretty great!
Speaking of video games, I actually play them still, believe it or not! So, it’s time to, once again, talk about video games….. I guess.
Sorry if you actually followed this blog, expecting content. Like I said- i’ve been busy, finding god and moving to a much better place… you know. The usual stuff.
So what’s first after my long slumber? Well, that’s easy! I got a certain Kart racing game… one of the sonic speed variety…. Perhaps a team is involved?
Mario Kart Tour. What? Did you expect something else?
CHAMP1822 MAKES NO PROMISES ON WHEN A REVIEW OR SOMETHING GOES UP.
HISTORY OF THE POWER RANGERS GAMER’S EDGE HAS NO SET SCHEDULE.
For real though, I’ll try and post more. Thinking about doing a Twisted Metal Retrospective. We’ll see.
What do you think? I’m I back for good, or will I stop posting again to watch the entirety of [REDACTED] again to stave off my demons? Sound off in the comments below!