Quickpost: GOG Winter Sale 2017

Quickpost: GOG Winter Sale 2017

Ha ha, that’s right! I just made a new kind of post just because I wanted to! The miracles of blogging!

If you haven’t heard, GOG, or Good Old Games, a service that sales older PC games and newer ones, all DRM free, is having it’s winter sale starting today (At least I think it started today.) So many great deals!

However, what interests the gambler in me are the stars. For 3 bucks, you can get a random game- it could almost be anything! Even a boat- you know how much we wanted one of those!

mysterybox
Oh man, what am I gonna get?
stupidstar
You better not F@#k this up!

Alright! Here we go! I just bought a star! And it contained…..

heynotbad
A 19.99 value!

Well damn! That’s actually not too bad. Game probably can’t run on my toaster of a computer, but hey, expected worse.

*Starts trembling wildly, like a crack-addict*

DAMN IT! This is why I don’t do these things- I have “that” personality! I have to do it again! You know what- I’m going to get TWO this time! *shakes uncontrollably*

stupidstar
I need help!

The next two contained….

crap
Two games I’ll probably never play. A $22 value

Okay, I’m done. I got two games that do not interest me at all. I knew I should of just stopped!

Remember kids- don’t gamble. That’s $6 I’ll never see again. I know- I technically saved, what like 30 bucks? On what- an okay lego game and some crap I just don’t care about?

*Trembles violently*

NO. NO. I HAVE TO HAVE MORE! MY THIRST WILL NEVER BE QUENCHED!

madman

OH GOD I NEED HELP!

YOU BETTER BE SOMETHING GOOD, YOU PIECE OF S@#T!

stupidstar

WHAT IS IT I-

no.

ohno
This can’t be right….

NO. NO! THIS CAN’T BE! LET ME OPEN ANOTHER….

ohno
Jesus wept

PLEASE. OH GOD NO! LET ME OPEN A FEW MORE-

ohno2
May god have mercy on my soul

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

PSA: If you or someone has a gambling addiction, please get them help from the proper sources. Don’t be like me, and end up with 99 copies of Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge.

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